Funniest Spam Ever Sent
We receive spam all the time and it’s such an nuisance, but every once in a while you come across a spam message that is just so ridiculously funny you just can’t help to laugh. These are actual spam emails that made their way into our junk mail folders at work which had us all in stitches. The creative use and misuse of the English language in the context of these spam emails makes them hilarious. Enjoy.
Subject: A Genuine Univers1ty Degree 1n 4-6 weeks!
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Subject: Dear Madam or Sir,
Hello,
I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, preferably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment:
I don’t have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.
42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3′ above sea level.
Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that somebody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.
After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You
Subject: Re:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://spam.url) are bad. Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong. My dog and I are still alive
Subject: If you like BIRDHOUSES then check this out please?
Please send a snail mail with your first name and email address to the address below. PLEASE PRINT THANKS!
Redwood Birdhouses
4724 Murphy Rd. #25
Franklin, NC 28734
U.S.A.
We will email you the URL, plus all information regarding our line of handcrafted quality made birdhouses so you can view them the day we get your request.
NO THIRD PARTY INVOLVED . WE WILL NOT SELL OR TRADE YOUR EMAIL OR ANY INFORMATION WE COLLECT FROM YOU !!
Subject: Tents
Dear Sirs
It’s my great pleasure to contact you !
We learned from Internet you are interested in tents. We have been in this line of business for many years. We wish to establish friendly business relations with you and share the mutual benefits.
We are specialize in tents. We are offering them to our customers with the benefits of consistently high quality and performance and competitive prices…..
We are able to supply a wide variety of tents – manufactured to the specifications and requirements of the customer. We would be interested in receiving more information about your enquiry so that we will be able to submit an offer that is suitable.
For example ,what is the height of the tent?
Are you interested in windows?
What type of frame?
Who will supply the metal parts –
will you obtain them locally which will enable a much lower quotation from our side?
Do you have a drawing of your requirement?
What quantities do you wish to buy?
We would appreciate receiving your answers to these questions which will enable us to submit our offer.
Feel free to view our website:
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If you don’t want to receive the mail again, pls let us know we will take you off from our maillist!
_________________________________________________________________
Subject: how are you doing? do you Remember me?
hi there
i am sorry friend,i am not a good man,i am a Viral disseminator,
so when you open and seeing this email,My virus already implanted your
computer,i want nothing,i just want a few money,so you must send
30 US dollar to my E-GOLD www.e-gold.com account,if you If you cant do it, I will let your computer will be paralysed and appear the pornographic procedure, so dont have to crack a joke to me, because your computer will be damage.
this is my E-GOLD www.e-gold.com account: 3922379
i just can wait you 7days,so when the time over and i dont have get the money,your computer will be paralysed and appear the pornographic procedure.
call me at [Phone Number edited] when you send the money to me.
i wait you my dear 
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Subject: Hello
:
Hello
How are u doing today? I’m so glad you could have the chance to write me so we can know each other better…I read all u wrote about urself and i most say that it really nice u have such a sense of humor and the honesty u have inside of u..
Well i just want u to know that am really in great interst to know more about u and what u looking for out of all this..(online dating).
Tell me what u would like to know about me cos right now am not in the states..I left the states some weeks back on a business trip but not sure yet when i will be back due to the mess am facing now .Am really hurt cos me and my mom are both stuck and stranded at the hospital africa after she was shot by robbers and we having probelm geting back home…
Am so confused now and i really need help in getting back home.It been days now and my mom is still in pain and really needs more treatment back in the states and i really need help in flying her back home cos after we got robbed we had nothing on us ….Plz Dear i will be so glad if u can help me and my mom outta of here asap plz.You can write me back to my personal email address cos i dont check this account all the time … lovinjoyce25@yahoo.com
I will be waiting to hear back from u soon and what u think about talking more futher…
Joyce
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